braindentist: feggetkent: On the train today another uni student about my age sat next to me, opened her laptop, and started typing. I looked over at her screen and noticed she was writing erotic fiction. She kept typing the whole time I was on the train. You didn’t give her any helpful suggestions? Jack, I’m disappoint. I kind of didn’t look to my left for most of the train ride...
On the train today another uni student about my age sat next to me, opened her laptop, and started typing. I looked over at her screen and noticed she was writing erotic fiction. She kept typing the whole time I was on the train.
operationhotbrother: at the beginning of every pokemon game i go into my rival’s bed and try walking downwards so it looks like i’m masturbating
neyruto: reblog if you have ever killed anyone i am definitely not police
Then I forgot what I was doing
Trying so hard to stop procrastinating, so I’m procrastinating from procrastination which sounds like I’m doing the shit I’m supposed to be doing but really I’m just on tumblr.
Good Gravy Dick Cheney: reblog with whatever's in... →
piesadamus: kotesticle: mintychochi: yesthisiskyouko: ofivoryandgold: jonbloom: no cheating http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=42141344 (lemon stealing whore, lol) http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wgqwjTLE1r34nsd.gif lolol owl piss on me… ensure that the Indian enjoyed his freedom like a normal human being
WHY DIDN’T I WATCH THIS EARLIER
capretto: braindentist reblogged your post: braindentist replied to your post: paintedtomato… I WAS PICTURING YOU WITH A SHOVEL. IT WAS AWFUL. i was picturing something distinctly less shovel-y more like “dug in” like how you “dig” into food and my brain just shut down right there that’s just territory i am not going to venture into Nomnomnom