May 2013
snapchats to everyone else: boring
snapchats to trent: pure art
shamrackle:
I will NOT snapchat during a relaxing bath I will NOT snapchat during a relaxing bath I will NOT snapchat during a relaxing bath
this man is a liar with a great upper half
i want to eat things but i dont want to eat things and so im working my way through a 3pak of listerine strips
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sumia falling down fucking never gets old i swear to god
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that was a big effort
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meladoodle:
sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha
jesspinkman:
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
#the optimistic look on pessimism
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
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[[MORE]]I’m Fucking Crying
i know i should be working on this essay, i really do
but im literally at the last chapter of fire emblem and i dont think anyone could say that im making a bad decision really
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i showed my liberal dad howfastisthenbn.com.au yesterday and im pretty sure i convinced him not to vote liberal this time so this means that i dont have to feel guilty about not doing my assignments right?
dopernose:
If I ever found out any of my kids were in a ‘fandom’ they’re getting shipped off to boot camp sight unseen. You’re not going to bring shame to this house, to my name
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i legit have no fucking clue when my leg hair grew back
i only just realised now
i left my 3ds in my bag at work yesterday and didn’t think about it but i was basically next to an eb games for 8 hours and i maxed out my streetpasses
if only my puzzle swap actually worked it miraculously fixed itself literally just then
got a replacement sd card and now it works perfectly gonna download more games now :3
dahiphopwitch:
The womens’ studies department is a treehouse full of six year old boys or fifty year old professors who dress as such (bow ties, propeller hats) scheming over where to find girls (what are they? how are they different?) and planning elaborate traps to ensnare one so they can ask her how skirts work
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starting my essay which is due tomorrow (3000 words) and feeling stressed
check lms
In response to repeated requests for extensions, I have decided to accept essay submissions without penalty until Monday 27 May 2013 (at 4.30pm)
thank you kind unit coordinator-san
Said dat baby ain't mine
pissedoffgil:
Cashier chick @ the pizza place went from yellin...
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Black Jesus, doin what black jesus do
pissedoffgil:
So @ 1st i was like, "Titties are great." Then I...
pissedoffgil:
Y'ALL KNO I BE MAKIN SANDWICHES
pissedoffgil:
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anna is teasing me by calling tharja up to collect her prize but I DON NOT HAVE A THARJA FUJCK
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ive dealt with so much us currency lately that i felt like a part of me had gone missing when mum and dad were like “let us show you all of the american money” and i wasnt excited for the first time ever
compadre-lost replied to your post: Mum and Dad are home
le give 2 me faec
you aren’t getting any shonen until you buy fire emblem dlc
i have made 5000 posts that have been rated as “too cool for school” by the esrb so now i will make 5000 really bad quote posts and share videos with the tumblr player instead of youtube
