20, terrible university student. also agendered, terrible at that stuff too

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ok so apparently theres a gba emulator for iphone that you dont need to jailbreak for and its fucking magical

diamond-is-sparkling:

The Kacho is perfect.

(via gamecentercx)

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benfoldsone:

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

ITS A METAPHOR

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  • Question: Hello, EROS! Some bears like honey. Honey is a sticky and sweet food made by bees. What do you think of honey? - thecheeseinyourlocker
  • Answer:

    zdk13eros:

    I love the bees!!! I am loving all these bees! Want a slice?

Source: zdk13eros

stoptheallstars:

Alright dumb children! Find the metaphor!

stoptheallstars:

Alright dumb children! Find the metaphor!

(via homestarrunner)

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threestack:

i be in the club like

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tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(via i-am-not-adorable)

Source: tramampoline

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jncos:

It’s TMI Tuesday, which means it’s time for you to ask me all sorts of naughty questions which I have to answer about my-

Source: jncos

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

(via knight-of-nope)

Source: sparklesnap

geekycrap:

harrygomeme:

Look at this purebread puppy

geekycrap:

harrygomeme:

Look at this purebread puppy

(via renderprism)

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